Monday, December 30, 2002

 

NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION

I'm not one for making resolutions--or at least not one for keeping them. But this year I think it is becoming a necessity. People are telling me that I have issues...

One of my most beloved sayings is from a bumper sticker I saw years ago, which read: "Every day I am forced to add names to my list of people who can KISS MY ASS". These words have been a leitmotif for me for years, but of late my animosity has grown to levels more aptly summarized by this bastardized saying: "Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me..." along with my additional line: "fool me three times, fuck you up the ass with a machete, and here, suck on this 12-guage for just a sec..." ...but as I say, people are beginning to point and whisper...

So, my resolution is to start disregarding the existence of those who betray me beyond my ability to overlook and forgive. "Every day I am forced to add names to my list of people who are irrelevant"... It lacks the catchiness of the original, but hey, I'm just one angry guy...

More later...

posted by huggy 1:41 AM