Thursday, November 14, 2002

 

The Difference Between The Liberal and Conservative "Debate" Over The War On Terrorism:

Question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner and is running at you while screaming obscenities. In your hand is a .357 Magnum and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

Liberal Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that is inspiring him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me or would he just be content to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? This is all so confusing!

I need to debate this with some friends for a few days to try to come to a conclusion.

Conservative Answer:

Shoot the son of a bitch! Then take your family to a baseball game, eat some hot dogs with apple pie, sing the national anthem, go to church and praise the Lord for one more day of freedom.

posted by huggy 6:27 PM

Wednesday, November 06, 2002

 

So...The voters of the People's Republic of Kalifornia have spoken. And with the slurred speech and paranoid stare indicative of a recent methadone treatment, they said, "Yeah, ok, (snort), 'Davis', that's a name I've heard, (sniffle), I'll vote for him"...

An underwhelming 8 million of Kalifornia's 21 million voters pulled their heads out long enough to ensure their government handout checks will continue, regardless of whether there will remain an economy in which to cash them.

The democrats are to be praised for "getting out the vote" among the homeless, the welfare whores, and the certifiably insane--enough to go against the national tide of GOP successes to re-elect the wooden-headed boy...

Hell, electricity is overrated, anyway!

(Got any room left in Arizona?)

posted by huggy 5:10 PM